ALAN
            ROWE KELLY


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Alan Rowe Kelly is one sick bitch!

From being on the set last year of his film THE BLOOD SHED, which is just about ready to be released, and from viewing I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW, Alan has one of the most unique and twisted minds in independent horror.

Alan has been keeping busy, with THE BLOOD SHED approaching as well as his short piece for the HUNG BY A THREAD anthology called A FAR CRY FROM HOME. In addition to these projects, Alan has acted in several others, including Bart Mastronardi's VINDICATION, James Tucker's PINK EYE (written by BLOOD SHED star Joshua Nelson), and many other projects.

Recently, Alan took time out of appearing in VINDICATION to stop by the Crypt to discuss the impact and challenge of I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW, the lunacy of the Bullion family, and what's on the horizon for his twisted brand of shlock cinema.

                                                                                                                                    

COLONEL'S CRYPT: You were a makeup artist before you decided to become a filmmaker. What started your interest in filmmaking and who are your biggest influences?

ALAN ROWE KELLY: Yes, I started my career as a make up artist in the early 80’s. I worked the fashion and commercial industry of New York, traveled and had a blast. I really thought that was going to be my life and career forever. What I’m doing now was just a far away dream then! My love of horror started when I was about 4 years old, watching THE OUTER LIMITS, CREATURE FEATURES, and MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE on my parent’s old B&W television set (Yeah, yeah! You do the math!). I can recall my first horror movies being ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN, THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS and THE WIZARD OF OZ.  I was hooked after that. I remember being on vacation in Long Beach Island, NJ and my dad took my older brother and I to the Colony Theatre to see DINOSAURUS! I was so excited when the tyrannosaurus attacks a bus full of people and it became quite graphic - for 1964, that is! But my brother got upset and we had to leave! I was extremely miffed by that! In retrospect, what I loved about DINOSAURUS! is it was made in 1960, yet still playing in theaters 4 years later. A film is lucky to get 2 full weeks in the cinemas nowadays!

 
CC: I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW was your first film, which you started shooting in 1999. How did the idea for TOMORROW come about?

ARK: I was doing hair & makeup for a production company that produced those cheesy 30-minute infomercials that you see on late night TV. The camera crew approached me about making a B-horror movie – just for fun! I had been writing for a while and had a literary agent in NY and LA., so I opted to write the story/screenplay. One of the co-producers suggested a female necrophiliac who gets a job in a small town funeral home and I loved the concept. I started doing research by studying mortuary science and watched a lot of my old favorite films like DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT, FUNERAL HOME and ALICE, SWEET ALICE. I also went back to an old TV horror soap opera called DARK SHADOWS that was extremely popular in the 60’s. Since we were shooting on video – I thought it best to try and resemble that old look of the show – shoot on video, but light it for film. I wanted a throwback to those great, nasty little movies of my drive-in years.
 
CC: Was the part of Corey in I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW written specifically for yourself?

ARK: Yes! After a lifetime of secretly dreaming about being in motion pictures, my opportunity had finally arrived.  I told my co-producers that if I was writing and producing this film, then I might as well be in it too! And they were cool with that. I never thought the film was going to go anywhere in the first place, so I figured this would at least let me know, once and for all, whether I had any acting chops or onscreen personality. So I wrote Corey to fit my mannerisms and acted in a bad mood once the cameras rolled!


CC: TOMORROW was shot on video at a time where DV technology was fairly new. Why did you decide to use video as your medium for this film?

ARK: There was no other option in 1999 for shooting – aside film – and who could afford that on a first film? What most people don’t realize, and I do appreciate you bringing this up Scott, is that we shot IBYT right after the onset of the Blair Witch craze. DV and hi-Def was in its infancy and only available to certain television shows and Hollywood films - and even then it was very new, untried and extremely expensive. Video was the only way to shoot. So to further avoid that harsh soap opera-shot-on-video look, we discovered new post processes called ‘Film-look’ and ‘Cine-look’– another very expensive process at the time that cost us well over $12,000.00. Nothing compared to the options we have today by any stretch of the imagination, but you have to work with what you have!


CC: What were the challenges in making I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW? I believe it took you four years to complete the picture from shooting to completion?

ARK: Yes it did! I like to think of those days as my ‘film school’ years! I learned everything good and bad about making a movie during that time – any disaster that could occur on set – did!  We ran out of money, lead actors dropped out and we had to start over from scratch, 9/11 disrupted the world, and some partners became ambivalent and no longer cared. But we had come so far and I wasn’t going to stick my tail between my legs and walk away from it. I had to finish this film and bring it home – too many people had given up so much valuable time and energy. I wasn’t about to fail them now!


CC:
TOMORROW was your first collaboration with Zoë Daelman Chlanda, Jerry Murdock, and Katherine O'Sullivan, who you have used in other projects. What is it about these three individually that makes you want to keep working with them?

ARK: All you have to do is see them on, and off, camera to know why I’d always work with them!  I respect the three of them and their craft immensely. Especially after all the time, support and talent they lent me on IBYT. They we’re top professionals who take their work very, very seriously – and they take me seriously too! Plus they are also chameleons that can play ANYTHING. That’s why I recast them all the time and give them completely different roles in all my films! They love costumes, make up and it totally breaks the monotony of being typecast.  I also have to mention another actress, Kristen Overdurf, who played Ellen in IBYT - she stood by me throughout the full film as well and was always around to give me pep talks! A great friend! Kristen hasn’t been in features lately due to her starting a family, but you’ll be seeing her again in my upcoming features!


CC: How did you take the initial reaction to I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW? Were you surprised by it? Overjoyed?

ARK: Both! But I think the main emotion I felt was RELIEF! LOL! There were moments when you would stand under a theatre marquee of a screening in Manhattan, or Telluride, or San Francisco, and I just wanted someone to pinch me! I’LL BURY YOU TOMORROW was my rite of passage into this wonderful industry of indie horror. People treated me like I belonged. I was respected and liked. How could that not change your life? To have people enjoy your work, want to see more and even join forces with you, is a dream come true – plain and simple!


CC: What is your relation with Heretic Films, which released I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW?

ARK: Heretic Films is my distributor and they are located in San Francisco. Alex Afterman found my film through various reviews and interviews and asked for a screener. At the time they were called Zealot Pictures. Once they took IBYT, he and owner Ian Reinhard decided to recreate the company and call it HERETIC FILMS, specializing in edgy genre films. Now they are growing and have two divisions, HERETIC GENRE and HERETIC INDIE. They have stood behind me as a filmmaker from the beginning and I’m grateful to have them as associates and friends.


CC: THE BLOOD SHED is your second feature, what were the origins around the film and the Bullion family?

ARK: I didn’t intend to make another ’hillbilly, cannibal’ movie, but this story just popped into my head and wouldn’t go away! The best way to describe THE BLOOD SHED is combine elements of MOTHER'S DAY, TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, with a touch of PINK FLAMINGOS for fun, LOL!  I created the family around the main character Beefteena Bullion. The eldest daughter of the clan who stands well over 6 foot, barrels in at 300lbs, thinks she’s 12-years old, dresses like Shirley Temple, and has a very vicious temper. I based her on a combination of Janet Wright’s character ‘Fanny’ from AMERICAN GOTHIC, Rhoda Penmark from THE BAD SEED and a horrid little lump of a girl who lived next door to my friends.


CC: What were the differences in working on THE BLOOD SHED as compared to I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW?

ARK: Night and day – on all levels. I had a budget to work with, a time frame to shoot it, a ‘dream team’ of professional crew and cast who totally kicked ass… AND…one year later the film is complete and ready for festivals, screenings and a September ’07 release! I’ve come a long way baby!

 

CC: Playing Beefteena required you to gain a substantial amount of weight for the film. What are some of the biggest challenges of your films as an actor as opposed to your challenges as a director?

ARK: The biggest challenge to acting in my films is simply to be ‘good’! I’ve had no training since drama class in high school and even then I just sat around like a log – too insecure!  So I surround myself with the best actors to help bounce ideas off of and take suggestions from.  I have good instincts and totally understand camera angles, blocking, timing, etc., but the biggest obstacle is letting myself go, immersing into a character and stop worrying about how I look or showing vulnerability in front of others – especially my crew. I know it’s vanity, but I can’t help myself – too many years in the fashion industry can make you a self-conscious wreck about your looks and lack of them!
Gaining over 50lbs for the role of Beefteena Bullion was an experience – and easy too! (I’ll never do that again!) Once in that character – I had no choice but to let loose and take her all the way. Certainly no beauty pageant contender in this role – LOL! – and that was a relief! And for the past year while I steadily loose the weight and get back into shape, I’m still taking on fat and ugly character roles to keep busy– no need to go on hiatus for something so self absorbed - I’ll get there eventually! I no longer care what I look like on film as long as the character is ‘correct’! I just want to get better with each film.


CC: How did you go about casting the rest of the Bullion family?

ARK: I had the great fortune of meeting so many talented actors in the community by going to conventions, film festivals and acting in other films. I have very little need to audition a lot of people because I know so many and have seen their work. And a lot of times when I meet new talent, I just know! I can see that twinkling sparkle in their eyes. It tells me the truth. They love the genre, they have to be a part of it and want it bad, no matter what. I like to consider myself an Actor’s Director because they want to make my characters come to life as real flesh & blood individuals. You can’t buy that. And if actors need guidance with their part, a line in the script, or are simply feeling uncomfortable on camera – then I have to be there to help them get the very best they can give. When casting came about for THE BLOOD SHED– It was cast before I even had to ask! LOL! I’m very, very lucky in that respect to know so many devoted artists who believe in me. And to work with talents like Joshua Nelson, Terry West, Don Money, Susie Adriensen, Mike Lane, Robert Norman, Michael Todd Schneider, Benzy, Sandra Schaller, Brian Juergens, and of course, Zoë, Jerry and Katherine – Well, it’s like going to a party! We had great news the other day, WEIRD NJ magazine let us use their magazine as a prop in the film – so we took a Bullion family portrait for the magazine! They loved it so much that they are actually using it for their 2008 calendar!



CC: THE BLOOD SHED was originally going to be part of an anthology called HUNG BY A THREAD. Why the decision to make it a stand-alone feature?

ARK: This is a crazy story!  Michael Todd Schneider, the Pittsburgh horror maestro who directed me in OPENING THE MIND (Finally being released in 2008!) contacted myself and director Tyler Tharpe (FREAK, RETURN IN RED) and asked if we would be interested in doing an anthology. I already knew Michael’s work and after I saw Tyler’s I immediately said YES! So my story was called THE BLOOD SHED, Tyler’s CRACK-THEN SPLIT and Michael’s was titled …AND THEN I HELPED.

Well, I finished BLOOD SHED first and began editing and realized that to condense all this great footage into 30 some minutes would be an abomination to the film! I had enough footage for a feature and after discussing it with my cast and crew, they were overjoyed that I made the decision to make it a feature. So I promised Tyler and Michael I would make a short right after and discovered they were in the exact same predicament with their stories! They all are becoming features! LOL! So miracle of miracles, I created A FAR CRY FROM HOME, Michael’s new story is LET’S MAKE A HORROR MOVIE and Tyler’s is called BOWLING NIGHT. And now it’s even better than the original film we intended! So everybody won on this one!


CC: For HUNG BY A THREAD, instead of THE BLOOD SHED you filmed a segment called A FAR CRY FROM HOME. What is FAR CRY about?

ARK: A FAR CRY FROM HOME is the third tale in HUNG BY A THREAD and tells the story of a young urban gay couple (myself and actor Don Money) taking a weekend off to mend their troubled relationship. They stop at an old dilapidated antique store in the middle of the north NJ/Pennsylvania wilderness and Don’s character enters the store to check things out - but he never comes back out!  Trouble brews immediately when my character meets up with a pack of crazed, homophobic killers that stalk and hunt me through dense woods in hopes of ridding the world of just one more ‘queer’!  It’s pretty rough going, but I wanted to introduce a new terror to horror called ‘HATE’. And it makes for a very mean and vicious monster! I’m very, very proud of this piece!

CC: It seems that A FAR CRY FROM HOME has a very topical subject about the treatment of homosexuality in America. Do you feel personally that's an ignorance that will subside in the minds of certain people?

ARK: I really don’t know Scott. One hopes that you could make a potent film that could change the mindset of others less educated or tolerant, but that would be presumptuous and irresponsible. Even though the film deals with real issues of hatred and prejudice, it is STILL JUST A HORROR MOVIE. It will be interesting to see the response to it and I am also prepared to be accountable for it. But what can anyone really say? Shit like this really happens…period! Nobody wants to face it or look at it, but here it is. I have been the recipient of such hate and bigotry throughout my life – and from complete strangers! This is nothing new to me. So I’m just putting it on film. “Write what you know” is what my English Literature teacher in high school always told me…that is, when I was actually in class!

CC: In addition to acting in your own projects, you have acted in several other projects, Bart Mastronardi's VINDICATION being one of them. For a project other than your own, what preparation do you do for these roles?

ARK: I love working on other filmmaker’s sets! It’s like a vacation! I love working with Bart Mastronardi – he’s a talented visionary. He loves to get into detail about his characters and rehearses his actors a lot to make them comfortable in their new skins. I’m ready to help out with anything on set at a moments notice. But when I’m acting in someone else’s film, I take on the sole role of ‘actor’. I come prepared, know my lines – and never ever yell CUT! Even though sometimes I slip, out of habit! LOL!

CC: Anything you'd like to explain about UNHALLOWED GROUND, which is slated to be your next project?

ARK: I wanted Unhallowed Ground to be my second film. It’s my best script and is definitely ‘My Baby’. But I realize that I have to wait for the proper budget in order to film it the way I’d like. So UG will just take a back seat until fate deems when the time is right. I can be doing a dozen more crazy and creative movies in the meantime! And that was my downfall after IBYT was released. Being new to the film business, I think I just expected sponsors to be knocking my door down to see what was up my sleeve next…not true! So 4 years lapsed between making films and I realized I had to get with it and make all this happen for myself and not be a one-hit wonder! I have a hundred stories inside of me and there’s no reason to stop. Perhaps with the good body of work I’m building now, someone will take notice and say – ‘Hey, give the kid a break and give him a real working budget!’  I can do A LOT with very little!


CC: What's next for Alan Rowe Kelly?

ARK: This summer I’ll be working on Anthony G. Sumner’s horror short BY HER HAND, starring Jerry Murdock and Zoë Daelman Chlanda. Anthony directed me in W.O.R.M., which will be hitting the festival circuit this summer and is a fabulously trippy piece of film! He’s so very talented and I can’t wait to work with him again! Also Jerry Murdock is on my back to get moving on another film A.S.A.P. – so I am developing a nature-run-amok film called SPORE! and hope to be filming by late August. And thanks to my FAR CRY costar Don Money, I will be appearing in an episode of Z.E.R.O. – WAR OF THE DEAD - the first digitally distributed episodic zombie series by Mike Disairo and Melissa Rubin in which Don is starring! And it’s getting great notices!


CC: What is your take on the current state of horror and where do you see the genre headed in the next five years?

ARK: Well, they have definitely arrived and are here to stay! Horror movies make money and people love them and the emotional release it gives them, be it an original, a remake or even a cheesy grade Z thriller! I can’t forecast where the horror movie will go in the next 5 years, but I’ll still be here making them!


CC: Alan, I leave the last word for you.

ARK: I think your next quote kind of sums things up very well!!

CC: Thanks for your time ‘you sick bitch’.

ARK: I love that!
 

 

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